I do not share the sense of shock-horror that some circles are expressing after the leaking of the list, put together in the FCO, of things that might be included in the papal itinerary. I find it essentially reassuring that the sense of humour of the secularist generation is thereby revealed as so lacking in sophistication and real old-style satiric wit. A condom factory, indeed. Oh, ha and ha and ha. When I was teaching as recently as the 1990s, even a 4th-form set could have come up with something funnier.
What would be disquieting would be evidence that this generation of young brain-washed secularists were capable of clever, revealing, subtle satire ... such as that of Ronnie Knox or G K Chesterton or Q Horatius Flaccus.
Good to know that our enemies can only hoodwink the intellectually challenged members of society. Worrying, however, that these dim robotic twits are being employed at public expense.